How to Annoy Me
Send me a text message at 2am to let me know how rude it is of me to not have contacted you all day. Then don’t respond to any of my texts the rest of the nite.
Send me a text message at 2am to let me know how rude it is of me to not have contacted you all day. Then don’t respond to any of my texts the rest of the nite.
Do people who live in Palm Springs look forward to non-windy days so they can go a day without wind blown hair, like people in Phoenix look forward to a rainy day so they can go a day without squinting?
I’ve seen a lot of roadkill over the years as a driver… deer, fox, wolves, skunks, raccoon and more. They’re not always recognizable.
But of all the roadkill I’ve passed, the most curious are armadillos.
Yes. I’m aware that we’re told NO ONE should text and drive.
Well, I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but naive has never been one of them!
There are ALWAYS going to be those who will continue, in spite of warnings, laws and scary videos… because they believe they’re safe, careful, or in an ok place to do so… And they can.
And you start the day by reaching for the soft soap instead of the toothpaste… You become thankful that you caught it before you started brushing… and you realize it’s time to go back to bed!