If you were looking for a job, and this is what the description was, would you apply?

Job Requirements:

Must be available a minimum of 70 hours per week, at any time of day or night.

If circumstances beyond our control occur, you may need to remain at your desk an additional 24-48 hours.

Your compensation will be between 24 and 38 cents per minute, but only for those minutes that you are in motion.